- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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