Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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