why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

i keep getting thumbs down...

A penis walks into a bar..

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Pickles are moist.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Are you a tree

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Anti Joke

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