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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Justin beiber's penis

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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