A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Banana Hamock.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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