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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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