A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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No soap radio

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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