- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

I'm HIV positive.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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