- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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