- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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