Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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