- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

poop.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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