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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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You idiot.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Get on the boat.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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sadf

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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