Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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