- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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