- Anti Joke

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.