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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Womens basketball

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

i killed my family

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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