- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Anthony sucks

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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