- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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