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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Feminism

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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