- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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