Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

fish fishy caoimhin

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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