What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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