- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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