- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

He--Hey guys

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Then none of us want to be right.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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