- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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