- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

I once did something.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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