- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T u r n i p s

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

I hate long jokes -_-

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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