- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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