A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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