- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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