- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Justin beiber's penis

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

whats brown and booky a book.