How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

u know whats a crime? rape

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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