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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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