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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Okay, after this one then...

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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