Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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