What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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