What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

womans having rights.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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