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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What is older than history?

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

XD Jackass.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Golf.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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