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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him