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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

Whats funny? Your face.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

PENIS lol

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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