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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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