- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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