say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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