- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

what goes boo a sock

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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