You sick fiend

Your mom is so old she died

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

knock knock who's there? faith

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Irish sobriety

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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