- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A Pakistani news reader.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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