"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

field day?

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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