- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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