- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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