What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Justin beiber's penis

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's the new green? Green

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

whats brown and booky a book.

what's black and can't swim?

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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