- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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