- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob Saget that is all

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

your face is kinda funny

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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