What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Poop

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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