- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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