What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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