I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Anthony sucks

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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