- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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