- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

woman's rights

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

A black student graduated High School

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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