What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

A child walks into a classroom.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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