- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

The Morman Religion.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

That's illegal What? Your mom

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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