- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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