Justin Beiber

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What's worse than this That :(

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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