- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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