- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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