- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

why did you poop because you are a poop

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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