- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

im telling maguire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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