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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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