What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

i killed my family

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Anti Joke

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