so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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