- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

dyslexic's Untie

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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