Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Barack Obama is a good president.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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