- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Feminism

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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