- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Connor is homosexuaI

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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