- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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