- Anti Joke

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble