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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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