What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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