- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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