What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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andrew wagner

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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I <3 Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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