- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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