I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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