- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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