- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Justin beiber's penis

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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