What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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