united we sit, cause we're fat

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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