Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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black people

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Asians.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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