Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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