- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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