Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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whats white jizz

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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