- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

women's rights

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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