- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

an american walks out of a strip club.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Women's Rights

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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