- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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