A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Anti Joke

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