How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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non poop

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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