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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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